Hacked! Let Us Enjoy the Happiness of Shopping
In a week that didn't need more drama, I awoke Friday to discover that at least one bad seed within China's billion had hacked into my email, sending absurd consumerist propaganda to the world on my behalf. Most recipients probably noticed the complete disregard for grammar and the uncharacteristic closer ("Let us enjoy the happiness of shopping") were a bit off color; but to all affected by "the asshole known only as 115.59.72.190 of Beijing" I am sorry.
@China: c'mon man... I tuned in for the entirety of your overdrawn opening ceremonies, am a frequent reader of your fortune cookies, and have even petitioned to upgrade your wall to the superlative "Greatest" standing... and this is how I am repaid!?!
