God Issues Recall
HEAVEN-- In a surprise move, God issued a statement today announcing an immediate recall of His complete book series:The Torah, The Quran and the New Testament, citing misunderstandings and violence of "biblical proportions" brought about by many who have read the books. In a written release, God stated: "You guys freak me out. I'm almost afraid to issue this press release with the way you tend to twist my words around. However, I am calling for an immediate recall of my complete book series. If you have any of these books please stop using them immediately. The words were meant to bring people together but clearly that is not happening.
Amid the chaos, Alex Bogusky's press release from the Almighty humorously and succinctly cuts to the issue of religious fundamentalism of all kinds: you're missing the point. Or, as he would have Heaven write it: "I used a lot of metaphor and in my defense, it was a very popular writing style of the era. But today, this seems to be more confusing than elucidating to my message of universal love." Enjoy the full press release at the link above.
